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Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.

Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.

by SdCw December 25, 2017


Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020


Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

by August 10, 2024


Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 8, 2021


Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 March 1, 2017


mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023


load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017