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Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."
"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.
These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.
An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad
Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.
The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.
Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
the act of when someone has a tube sock at a party and takes a wet shit in it and then puts an m80 in the sock lights it and throws it and runs like hell
hey i gave that party down the road the explosive sock
A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.
Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer
The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!
Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!