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used by adam smith in "the wealth of nations," it describes the process by which capitalism is self-rectifying.
suppose that in some town with a closed economy, all the smiths decide to collectively raise their prices to make them all rich. when a new smith (or a number of new smiths) joins the industry, realizing that he can have lower prices and still be profitable, the smiths who conspired are forced to lower their prices back down (or will go out of business). this is the invisible hand at work.
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A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.
DUDE!!!! last night i gave myself the invisible hand....it was sooooo awesome.
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when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!
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The act of wrapping your thumb around someone's hand, while they wrap their thumb around the other side of your hand. Popularized mainly by middle-school students, Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick are also fans of the Hand Hug.
Tania: "Leo, Hand Hug!"
Leo: "This is adorable!"
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Similar to pimp smacking, only with more authoritah, and of course using the palm like God intended....
Mitch: Fuck pimp smacking that bitch, ima show her the heavy hand! *Followed by a heavy hand motion from the right into the left, causing a loud SMACKING sound, causing everyone around to wonder wtf is going on...*
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sumthin ppl say when they wanna fight even though hands dont run .. .
yu talk mad ish so we running hands
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a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.
tom: i took sarah out to the cinema the other night. shes such a horny lil thing- we ended up having great sex on the back seat of my mini cooper though- then she gave me a hand job it made me cum like crazy and it squirted all on the windows.
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