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Dude them Chicken and Waffles are da bomb. Seriously go try it.
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The act of performing oral sex on a female who is on her period and has been wearing a pad.
"Man, me and my girl can't fool around until next week because it's her time of the month and I'm not trying to eat any bloody waffles."
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when two girls make out and you put your dick inbetween their mouths
guy1: yo man, party waffled all night last night
guy2: sounds delicious
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A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
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The United States' largest chain of truck stops.
When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.
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Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.
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A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.
Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?
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