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When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.
When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
When you take a mound of shit, and roll it into a ball shape in the snow
"Bro, you see that Alaskan mudball? She was like 'why does it smell like shit?'"
A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.
Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!
When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
A action were you have diarrhoea and shit in a wine glass and swirl with your finger then lick your finger then put your erect dick in the wine swirl it then get your girl to suck your dick you do this till she shits herself
I hear ty used the alaskan noza on his girlfriend