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Candy Ass

White girl with sweet ghetto booty. Good looking girl with a nice ass. Girl with heart shaped butt like a piece of valentine's candy.

Look at that girl with that candy ass.

by 1Candyass December 20, 2016

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candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 7, 2017

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candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 23, 2013

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Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff

guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already

by KaiWantsToCri April 8, 2019

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game candy

the pain killer ibuprofen used in football

Before each football practice I gotta have my game candy.

by xsteelerd56x September 14, 2012

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Bride Candy

A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.

Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.

by Metrosexual Caveman September 12, 2010

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Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.

"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."

by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

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