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chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

by Foxy October 29, 2003

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chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010

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chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.

Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.

by TheNoodler December 21, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


massive chode

The biggest creeper in PB, who alternates between whacking off to porn all day and lobbing personal assaults at his friends and any female friends that they may bring around.

LD Plasner is a massive chode

by Rick Smith April 25, 2005

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Chode Nazi

One who wheels and deals the chode, chode mcmuffin, chode butter, or any other type of chode good. They know all the chodes in the said area. They are the one who will say "No chode for you" if they don't think you deserve your desired chode.

The soup nazi from seinfeld, only with chodes, thus that person is known as the Chode Nazi.

by Veloxnatator March 19, 2006

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Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.

I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


chode sniffer

what you call a girl that partakes in the "69" sexual position easily

Damn man, that chick last night was such a chode sniffer

by woodie December 22, 2006

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