something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”
A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh is an iconic phrase derived from the song "Pon mi" by the artist Shenseea. This phrase gained its popukarity on floptok
straight boys after they let one drop of water in between their asscheeks: poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh
The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.
After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.
When a balla is so fresh and so "clean clean"
"I hit that shit 12 times lastnight man, ya boy is pinesol clean right now"
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A beer that you drink when cleaning
I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.