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Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.
Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
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when the coffee you drink is constantly the same color as your skin
featured in the song racist coffee by julian smith
light dude : "man i always put so much creamer in my coffee its just so light"
dark dude : "i never put so much creamer in my coffee i like dark coffee"
other colored skin dude: "jeez dudes way to drink racist coffee"
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big black coffee stands for bbc
I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc
Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning
Bbc really gets my day started
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to have sex
Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR
Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.
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From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".
When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
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the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.
"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"
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When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.
Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
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