Clouds in my coffee

From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".

When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

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manscluded

A portmanteau of “man” and “excluded”

Occurs whenever two or more women basically if it’s the presence of a man in a conversation. He speaks, but has to utter the word. “Can you hear me?” If he wants his presence to be even slightly acknowledged.

While discussing the terms of their living trust, Scott was entirely manscluded from the conversation by his wife and Kim, their female attorney.