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Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!
When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof
Do you see that nutty dildo Rider
Yeah I wish I was him right now
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.
"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately