peak drunk

The drunkest moment of your life.

I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.

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drunk with 'tude

completely and indefinitely overwhelmed with mass quantities of attitude and sass...

dude....I'M DRUNK WITH 'TUDE!!!!

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Pussy Drunk

When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK

i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk

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Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.

We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!

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Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

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Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

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Community drunk

One who masterbates with his dad

Dude. I heard Ryan is a community drunk

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