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Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.
"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"
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Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.
Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.
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When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK
i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk
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Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.
We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.
Man that fool is Russian Drunk!
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If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?
Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.
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A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.
It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.
Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.
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n. The semi-spastic body movements one makes while inebriated. This may result in the formation of bruises, embarassment, or an ill-fated epithet.
Partygoers witnessed Denise's progression from tapping her foot to the rhythym to an all-out drunk dance involving air punches and headbanging.
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