Eat-cracker

a white, Southern foodie

Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.

eats world

Awesome, unbelievably cool. Of sufficient coolness to caused momentary silence in all observers.

"that officer didn't ticket me for driving without my liscense, that eats world"

"Haha, free chinese food eats world."

"

Eating Beans

Another way of saying jerking off

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.

eat cereal

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

eat up

When something looks bad. Ruff stuff.

There goes some ruff stuff. That girl's hair is eat up!

eat crayons

Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

eat babies

A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that".
Made more effective by adding "Bitch".

"Haha your face is too big for your head."
"Eat babies bitch!"