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Hairy Oven

A vagina that is particularly hairy

"she had a well hairy Oven."

by Hairy Oven February 4, 2018


Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 11, 2016


Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 15, 2021


Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 6, 2022


Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.

When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.

by Bees33 September 21, 2023


hairy ass taco

When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it

I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly

by Homie wit a white pecker February 11, 2018


hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022