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How I Met Your Mother

Legen.....wait for it.....dary! legendary!

"hey, did u watch how i met your mother last night?"

"How I Met Your Mother rocked my brain hole."

by himymfan29 October 18, 2011

384๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

by LordShrakman December 16, 2018

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


How many beans make 5?

It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:

Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.

My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,

"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.

"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.

The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"

by S. Whiplash May 9, 2018

63๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


How to get help in Windows 10

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.

Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!

by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020


how do i vent like

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

by the thiccest in the land September 25, 2020


how do I shot web

The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual

In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?

by Supreme_Bananas January 20, 2008

225๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu June 29, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž