me want

Often used in IRC chats, it means "I want it."

A: I'm selling a new iPod Touch for $99. Anyone?
B: Me want!

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Bad Me!

A self inflicted criticism or an alternative to using profanity.

I made a typo, "Bad Me!"

I failed my last midterm, "Bad Me!"

"I pooped in my pants, "bad me!"

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unhand me

Release me from this bullshit. Let me go/let me live.

A unique way of saying fuck outta here.

Person 1: Ayo what's good!
Person 2: Unhand me bitch, you been talking shit bout me since last month.

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me-some

Masturbation. Instead of a three-some, you have a "me-some".

The MFM couple stood me up, so it looks like I'll be at home having a me-some instead.

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illuminate me

Tell me what you know or another way of saying “enlighten me”

i.e., when someone says they have something to tell you.

My friend said, “Have I got some shit to tell you.” I said, “illuminate me.”

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stupid to me

it means someone that says or does stupid stuff to irritate you.

Man i just told Marcus to stay home man he so damn stupid to me

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Anonymously me

the most amazing tumblr blog ever. Basically it's spilling your guts out online anonymously when you're like depressed or something and hoping there are people out there like you.

anonymouslyme.tumblr.com (She preaches the truth!!)

P1: OMG!! I totally agree with what this anon blog is saying!!
P2: Which one? anonymously me on tumblr?
P1: YEAH!

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