Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.
He just alabama ear fucked me!
When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt
I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock
When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister
Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her
The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass
Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.
It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.