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false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.
lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!
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Sticking the head of the penis into the females nostril and ejaculating, then she sniffs it.
Miss.Hybrid Jones: Armanian noodle dip me baby.
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When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.
She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap
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fuck think noodles. this guy is 40 and has kids, yet still records roblox videos using memojis to cover his neckbeard. he has a wife and kids (surprising) yet still plays fnaf makes thousands off of it.
guy 1: “Hey man, Thinknoodles is ASS!”
guy 2: “Heh. Yeah, I know.”
guy 1: “Hey man, think noodles is ASS!”
guy 2: “Heh. Yeah, I know.”
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A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.
"Dude, las night Jessica and I had the breast pumpkin noodles, and I got to sign her chest."
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A guy who has long straight black hair and hang out with girls. Asians often eat noodles when it is rainy day. It's traditional. If he has long dark hair he could be noodle queen. He is not exactly feminine acting. He is more awkward and melancholic. He is not feminine acting at all but he has long hair. He hangs out with girls a lot.
He could be hiding his malicious thoughts behind women who are not a threat to man's world. He knows that guys love long hairs and won't hurt him only because he has that same trait as cover. As soon as he notice the suspicions are gone, he start to judge others as abusive men and he act like he is ultimate protector. Singers who sing the love songs could have that. He is hiding his desire to dominate but very frustrated and he uses trick that show himself as women behind women so he could look protecting but he is controlling women. Women who like to challenge to man's world could comfort by his fake act supportive. He is actually women hater and very dominating and authoritative so women who grown up and tired of being raised by dominating father could feel something is in there. He hate the world where he is in not because of his circumstances but because of his intention is not working which is huge or bigger than normal.
You guys see the noodle queen in campus?
Yeah it's like the end of the world, rain falling from the sky.
We need a Noah to build our ship to another school.
That's a good idea.
Hopefully tomorrow is rain and wipe out all the whiners.
God yeah
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To have temporarily lost ones mental capacity leading to a mistake.
"Beccy you've dropped your noodle" - on dropping noodles on to her lap.
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