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An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
When a person's behind is so big that it sticks out like a shelf. Similar to a bubble butt or apple bottom.
Woo dolly you could rest a glass on that booty! That booty's pretty tight!
Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!
A truly epic party where at least seven glasses end up being broken.
NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
Tom: How was the blowout last night Peter?
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.
similar to beer goggles, when a man is only capable of seeing women as whores.
guy 1 "dude all these chicks are sluts since Britney cheated on me."
guy 2 "man you got a bad case of whore glasses."
“is you ‘blue glasses’ to your girl ? You better be.”
“Yeahh. Definitely.”