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What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.
Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)
Alright, so you did, don’t do this shit. Like really I could’ve been a guy in a white van, but you would’ve just walked right in before I offered anything. Be lucky this is just urban and nothing serious, but yeah, don’t do this shit.
1: click here for something
2: no
1👍 1👎
"Kitty, here. A cheeseburger" "MUAAHHHH"
"Kitty, here. A cheeseburger" "MUAAHHHH"
Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.
The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.
A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.
Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!
If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh