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It is when the fat bitch locked in your house gets the fuck out and cums all over your black dog. It now looks like a panda.
When you are being a panda you are being a square and also a dumbass, if you have the name "Panda" online (at any point in the username) you are adopted and your family doesn't love you, but you watch a lot of twitch and have no social life
He was being such a Panda
Person 1: Wanna eat at a restourant tonight?
Person 2: I would love to, but they are all closed because of the damn panda!
An short Vietnamese female that generally wears black's, white's and grey's. Matting call is usually "merp". To scare of predators they will generally say, "I will set you on fire."
Boy: Hey Panda!
Panda: Merpppp.
A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.
"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."