matting

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

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Mat it

A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.

Mat it

A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.

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Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!

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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

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mats

1) Short term for the word "Materials". Mostly used in MMORPGS as items required to craft or create a certain item.

2) A group of malays. May be a rude referenace.

"Hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude."

"Holy shit, this club is infested with mats. Yeah. Cheeky monkeys, poser paradise."

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mat

keeper, smart, slick, quite sexy

Mat is a keeper, girls, he is the one.

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Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting