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IQ of 70 or lower
People who have to look up I shit on your mom's face last night.
You are retarded. Need I say more?
Why the fuck did you follow the link at I shit on your mom's face last night?
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a disaster, something that goes wrong, failure in general. Stems from the fact DNA of retarded people is a genetic train wreck.
Guy 1: Man, my car got wrecked yesterday
Guy 2: That's total retard DNA, man.
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self explainitory
"Stop beating our retarded fuckchild"
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Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.
That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.
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a retarded faggot is my math teacher fuck her stupid prick
me: ok let's do math class.
my math teacher: ok guys homework time do it in a few days now cuz im a fucking stupid cunt face who nobody likes and im also a stuck up peice oif shit and i have an actual testical for a brain ok take it now do your like 3 paged homework each page has atleast 20 questions have fun yes because you guys totally dont have important shit to get to like music rehersals because you definatly arent actually performing at a casino grand theater thats over 70 years and totally dont have an actual interscgool debate coming up soon ok bye haha imma go also im a retarded faggot that has no friends
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-Recklessly destructive/painful endeavors recorded JUST to put on YouTube
-Anything so ridiculously irresponsible, it needs to be recorded and uploaded onto YouTube ASAP
Rob: Yo Niel...why the hell are your pants bleeding?
Niel: (forcing a laugh)I put some peanut butter on my dick, got hard, and stuck it down a rabbit hole.
Rob: Why would you do something to YouTube Retarded?
Tom: (holding a cmaera) To put it on YouTube, duh...
Rob: Damn, that's the 3rd YouTube Retarded thing I've seen today...what's up with people?
Aryss: Sucky Sucky 5 dolla?
Rob: Aryss!? What the fuck are you doin' on the damn street corner? Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Aryss: Yeah, but I need more cash.
Rob: Why? I thought you had just enough money to get you through law school?
Aryss: I had more than enough, but I wanna become a Scientologist. That way, when I reach OT3, I can communicate with my Thetan and he together, we can overcome any "law" Xenu has laid before us!
Rob: Times like this make me wish I had a camera. I think they're hard enough to smack the sense back into yo' ass
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when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you
your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth
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