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the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"
Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins
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Some thing Fat Amy does in the first Pitch Perfect
“Fat Amy what are you doing?” -Abory
“I’m horizontal running.” -Fat Amy *laying on the ground and moving her legs in a bicycle motion*
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Getting into your buddies car with a bunch of other friends, smoking a "bowl" of marijuana and going for a long ride with no specific destination or specific route. Usually accompanied with loud Trance, Rap, or Classic Rock (such as Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd) blasting through the speakers of the car.
Usually one will forget where they are, where they have been or how they got to their current location.
It is a good Idea to take a GPS to get home depending on how high you are.
Todd- Dude, wanna go on a bowl run
DJ- Sure man, but only if we take the GPS this time. I don't want to get lost on the back roads of the sticks again
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(n) receiving fellatio while driving.
Me and my girl went to the movies and she gave me a 'running hummer' on the way home.
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When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:
'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
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Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.
"Smitty takes so long to get to first base, its like he's running underwater!"
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The act of physically holding your ass-cheeks with your hands and running for dear life, dignity and decency towards the nearest restroom. And why? Because you've really gotta go.
Jeremy: Man, you know, I had a hilarious time yesterday.
Frank: Why's that?
Jeremy: Because me and my girlfriend were at the mall and she had to do a Billy Run. Dammit that was funny!
Frank: HAH!
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