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A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick
You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available
whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.
A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.
Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"
When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.
Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.
A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.
"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"