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September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D
Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.
Person 1: Me too!
Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.
Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
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the definition above is what i have always known as the pussy lane.
the suicide lane is the opposing traffic lane on the Golden Gate Bridge, where nothing but little plastic cones and two or three feet of air separates cars going way too fast
he died in a head on on the bridge, i always told him not to use the suicide lane
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Tuesday 30th September 2008.
The day after the USA's $700bn bail-out plan was blocked by congress sending ripples through the financial world in what may be the beginning of the first Great Global Depression.
You thought Black Monday was bad, it was child's play compared to Suicide Tuesday.
Suicide Tuesday was believed to be the moment when, after many years of continual unrelenting growth built on bad debt, the financial markets finally tipped over the edge.
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When a user in an internet chatroom or forum becomes really hostile towards a moderator for them to eject that user out of the chatroom or internet forum!
Hostile users attempt to annoy and offend the community chatroom or forum and it's moderators every way they can, resulting with the moderators banning them despite many warnings and guideline notices given by the the community or moderators towards that hostile user and may even close their account.
Hostile user: You'll of full of crap and I hope you all die!
Moderator: I've asked you three times, could you stop insulting the community and myself?
Hostile User: Screw you!
*Hostile user has been kicked out of the room by Moderator*
Community Member: What was the point of that!
Some Random User: That user has committed cyber-suicide by moderator!
Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.
Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.
Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!
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gathering of 3 or more depressed people that have sucked at life at one point or another to kill themselves in any variety of ways. may be joined by a beast at life who can murder the depressed persons but this makes it less of a suicide party and more like mass murder
person 1: What a fail! you suck at life!
person 2: i know :( but you failed pretty hard last week
person 3: we all suck at life, we can have a suicide party and kill ourselves
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