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A Muse song bordering on the line of insanity. Orgasmic guitar playing and brilliant heavy sections, you haven't lived till you've seen Stockholm Syndrome live.
This is the last time I'll abandon you and this is, the last time I forget you, I wish I could!
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publicly denying your feelings for a man who you frequently fuck up the ass in private while high
oh man did you hear about phillip and waldo's ryro syndrome, i knew they were fucking fags!
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A sickness.When you like a girl a lot, but are too much of a pussy to ask her out for 3-4 years. And because you are so much of a bitch you let her slip into the arms of other guys (Nice Going).You have had 2 girlfriends since you started liking her, but they didn't last because 1 was a cheater and 1 was just not fun. The girls name usually begins with an H.
DeAngelo: "Hey John,I haven't seen you for years! How's it going?"
John: "Not well man, I just got back from the doctor, and it turns out I have Bryce Syndrome for Snooki"
DeAngelo: "DAAMMMMNNN, you're screwed"
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Urban Definition:
A nigga with a big jimmy.
Medical Definition:
A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke University in North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heart allows for increased blood flow.
Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.
It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.
Inquiring male: How the fuck is Matt in and up with all dees bitches?
Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!
2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.
Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.
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The use of LOL via email/SMS/Facebook/Twitter etc all the time no matter if it's in context or not - So serious that the user doesn't even know they use it.
All these show LOL Syndrome -
Facebook status - Joe is having a drink LOL
Email - How are you? LOL
SMS - I'm not too bad, had a car accident LOL
Twitter - Why are there so many adverts LOL
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Disorder in which an individual pretends to have certain symptoms in order to be admitted into a hospital or undergo various medical tests.
Eminem's CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET: "Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome."
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When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O
Girl: *runs and glomps her boyfriend*
Boy: Can't... breathe....
Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*
Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.
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