On April 19 is day you sack tap any guy you see or that guy who grabbed your ass on National Ass Grab Day
Aye today is National sack tap day go knock his balls
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When a man asks his fellow bachelor if he fucked the shit out of these 2 blondes for 4 straight hours. Along with sex, he asks if the man sucked nipples, "shocked" girls, and licked loads of pussy.
Man: Did you tap that again?
Bachelor: Once at her place, once at mine.
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Boy- Hey would you let me tap
Girl-tap what?
Boy-tap that ass or pussy
Girl-mmmm idk about that
How to ask to inhale someone's Vaporizer
Can I get a rippy dip daddy wap tap of that
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When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.
Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.
When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.
Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?
Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!
an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ
Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
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