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A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
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When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.
Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.
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1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast
Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.
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-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
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a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.
...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.
Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
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adjective meaning to have extremely rubbish greasy hair
OMG fred your hair is so jackson
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The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"
"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."