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type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic
Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
Another way to say toilet paper
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Something friends do at parties when drunk off your face or when really bored off your face.
Get a plunger and put it in between your legs. Get toilet paper and put it inbetween your legs.
Try to get the stick of the plunger in the whole of the toilet paper, Like your humping somebody.
Emma : Let's play Plunge My Paper!
Heather : Bahaha! For sureee!
Chelsea : I'm not lesbian man!
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Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
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The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."
Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
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a person who has a lot of power and is a tyrant
stalin was the scary paper tiger from soviet russia.
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where a girl is so unbelievably hot, but then she turns around. nice ass, nice tits, nice legs; but dam is she ugly. put a bag over it. also referred to as PBS if u are standing right behind the girl in question, so as not to hurt her feelings. ugly people get hurt too..
- dam that girl has paper bag syndrome
+ i still would
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