(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
someone you fails as bad a as the sham-wow guy, and doing something completely stupid. usually referring to females
she sham-failed when she tried to talk to a random Hispanic person for 5 mins then realized he didn't know Spanish at all.
Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.
dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!
Ahh, she's such a fail frog!
a attempt which has ended poorly
a person with a high failure percentage
a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"
1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"
1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."
1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."