mutombo

Huge shlong

you want the mutombo?

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mutombo

a horbal gorbal, often used in reference to the girlfriend of an irishman.

"hey, mutombo...wake me up!!

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mutombo

krasser server commander, beherrscht vom ping zum dns alles blind

timer 10000 10 ping witzman

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Mutomboed

Unexpectedly rejected, and with vigor

I walked this girl home, but I was totally Mutomboed at her door.

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Mutombo

1. Interjection: Used to indicate that something has been prevented, blocked, or otherwise rejected.

2. Noun: Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA Player and Defensive Player of the Year.

1. That woman slammed the door in the face of that man! Mutombo!

2. I miss the good old days back when Mutombo was still around blocking shots.

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Mutombo

A very long and fat BLUNT.
Refers to Dikembe Mutombo's massively long finger.

"Wana get high?"

"Yeah"

"If you hit this Mutombo, you will wake up in an African Hospital."

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Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

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