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Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.
Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
Theres sperm goblins in the woods
Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin
A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm
PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin
When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
a goblin that likes Christmas that comes from leperchan land
I am da Christmas goblin of leperchan land