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Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in gasoline.
Last night Ryan and Jayla did a Santa scye while we were hanging out in McDonald’s
Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy
Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.
Algerian santa is a person who, on december 21st, beats kids with a crowbar and steals your shoes
Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit
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When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
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A special month that is remember and celebrated each year for our good friend Santa :D
Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa