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A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.
Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union
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All of the United States that are on the same landmass. The lower 48 plus Alaska.
Free shipping within the continental United States.
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The highest choir for high school kids in their state. Consisting of nothing but choir nerds. To be accepted, a choir nerd has to have a high audition score from their honor choir audition.
When I found out I made all state choir, I peed my pants then practiced my music for 11 hours a day.
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Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU...
The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree.
Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies!
Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle?
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!
Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use!
If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU
Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU.
Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!!
Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other.
Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great!
Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else.
Billy: Awesome I love period blood. What's it from, I thought only guys lived here?
Doyle: They do silly, thats from the girls at WSU, they can't refrain from having sex while they are on their period so they come to the Frats in hopes of getting laid. That's how AIDS was invented Billy!
Billy: Wow, I didn't know WSU had so much history behind it.
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former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94
The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.
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-Something worth dying for.
-Home of true "Freedom" "Liberty" and "Justice". Truly
-A great land who currently is in danger of corruption beyond imagination. Yet through valour, and strife may we restore her balance, and renew her glory.
-A place I proudly call home.
Let us come together and bring back what was once the GREAT United States of America!
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Great country that is constantly bitched about by stupid europeans, despite the fact that we saved their sorry asses during WWII. Were it not for the USA, europe would be controlled by Nazis, asia by the USSR and oter communist regimes. Fuck all you stupid U.S haters. We shed blood for your sorry ass and this is how you thank us.
The United States of America continues to help other countries, despite all the bullshit we get from them
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