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Cinderella time is midnight.
It was around Cinderella time..., when Stephanie called.
_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 165.
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An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
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The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.
You can get delirious
If you take life to serious!
It's Chico Time.
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A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!
Guy 2- NO WAYZ!
Jesus- WAY!
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One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
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Synonymous with bad times. Heard during the first Harry Potter movie
Oooo those were dark times when we took Economics a few quarters ago. Dark, dark times
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The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
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