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When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal
Shut your land turtle ass up
When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.
That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!
A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser
I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)
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(adj) The term "akward turtle" was created in Bronxville, NY and spread quickly all around Westchester, and probably exists in different areas around the United States. Awkward Turtle refers to a turtle on it's back, a situation most commonly known to turtles as akward, thus, akward turtle. There is also a hand motion for the "akward turtle...that being the right hand over the left hand with palms facing up, with your pinky and thumb fingers moving about, as if the turtle was trying to get up..
Oh my god So I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphilis...it was mad awkward turtle
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When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.
Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.
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In common useage in essex. Whenever an awkward or tense situation arises, the tenseness can be examplified by this gesture. You hold one hand out straight with fingers splayed. The other hand goes on top with the fingers curling in between the gaps in the fingers. Now all fingers curl to make a sphere (the shell of the turtle). Finally the thumbs on both hands are rotated.
Man 1: Man she's fit.
Man 2: Dude, that's my sister.
Silence.
Passer-by does Awkward Turtle.
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A smart, hippy who is very weird & excentric, but Every one thinks they are awsome. Also a huge stoneer. Idolizes Ghandi, Jim Morrison, and George Harison.
Kid: "That is Blowing my mind"
random passer by: man that kid is such a Space Turtle.
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