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That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.
"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."
Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.
The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.
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The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area
Friend: do you want Taco Bell
Me: no they give me shotgun shits
used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.
i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.
can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.