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Euphemism for taking a dump.
"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."
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See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.
Leonard: How was work.
Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.
Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.
Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.
Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.
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The art of waving one's hands around in circles while gettin air in a sport like skateboarding or snowboarding.
Dude, you need to do some grabs when you're in the air...quit rolling down the windows!
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Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.
Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.
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A function/shortcut used in the Windows operating system. Pressing the Windows Key and the letter 'D' simultaneously will minimise any folder/program/window that is on the screen at the time.
Due to this function's popularity with risk-taking pornography fanatics (to quickly hide evidence of unscrupulous activity), it can be humorous to shout "WINDOWS KEY D" while entering a friend's room when you know they are using a computer.
Bill swifty entered Scott's room while shouting "WINDOWS KEY D" (windows key + d) to find Scott abusing himself with the GIF section of 4chan.org displayed on his monitor.
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In a similar way to the game of Safety/Doorknob for farts, then Window Pane is called when a friend burps within earshot. You are then entitled to punch them until they touch a window pane.
In order to protect oneself from being punched, you can call Security or just say a simple "Excuse Me".
Other derivatives of Safety/Doorknob include Tent Zipper, and numerous others I can't think of right now that are more appropriate to a particular situation.
Josh: (Burrrrrp)
Spencer: Window Pane!
Josh: Crap...
(Spencer beats the crap out of Josh, until Josh stands up - especially amusing in class - and touches a window pane)
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When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.
"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."
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