window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.

"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

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veglegon

A person on an extremely limited diet who is only able to consume dried bees and peanut butter. Often this stems from having Crohn's disease or a phobia of being attacked by ducks.

Raymond tells me that you are a... "veglegon" now? That means you only eat dried bees and peanut butter. Is that true, Patrick?

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MILF

May I Leave Flowers?

Cornelius: "What is this 'MILF' acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days?"

Lie Bot: "It stands for 'May I Leave Flowers?'. You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style."

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ban art

Like fan art, except that it will get you banned from the forums where you post it.

Aww, man. I got kicked from the forums because he didn't enjoy my ban art.

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Wikigroaning

A game where two similarly named or themed Wikipedia articles are compared for length - one serious, and one more popular culture-oriented. Generally, the pop-culture article will win, due to its more rabid audience.

Wikigroaning: Where The Starship Entireprise is 60% more verbose than Shoes.

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tengal

Short for "ten gallon" (referring to the style of hat); a person who is obsessive about American culture. Similar in meaning to "weeaboo".

Akira stared disdainfully at the halloween decorations, glad that he wasn't out trick-or-treating with his tengal friends.

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hot date

The person saying this does not, in fact, have a date, and will spend the night watching television alone and then crying themselves to sleep.

Al: Gotta hurry home, man, I've got a hot date tonight!
Vince: Yes, of course you do.

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