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I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
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Phrase commonly used by angery negros.
Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.
Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!
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Dad- "I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you"
Son- "you mean love?"
Dad- "no"
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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
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I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.
this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.
I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.
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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
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