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Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
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the worst kind of poo when you go to the toilet and are continuously wiping for what feels never ending.
"john went to the toilet for a poo and found he had a devil poo on his hands and had to wipe for ever and used lots of toilet paper"
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A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
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when one friend texts another a picture of poo, said friend must "counter poo" in order to retain respect
"Aw dawg, ho just cent me poo pride, now i gotta muster up some counter poo"
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Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo can not be dfined as any specific word. Mostly, it is used in the context of a noun meaning big meanie or big weenie.
Emily is such a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo that she steals lunch money from little kids.
George has a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo, but he has an ugly face.
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See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.
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