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a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022


World Book Day

The perfect day if you want your kids to become furries.

I'm not dressing up for World Book Day, I don't want to become a furry.

by Power476 January 17, 2021


puppy-dog book

A used book (overall condition unimportant) that an avid reader "rescues" from a library sale, used-bookstore, clearance shelf, or home of a downsizing relative, without any immediate need for it but in the fear it will be pulped otherwise. The term puppy-dog comes from the similarity to rescuing an animal and taking it home to a house already full of cats and dogs, for fear it would otherwise be euthanized.

"Did you really need to buy DISCOURSES ON LIVY by Niccolo Machiavelli?"
"Well . . . it's a puppy-dog book to me. It's a good clean copy, it was cheap, eventually I may find time to read it, and most of all I couldn't bear the idea of it hitting the recycling bin and sent to print heaven."

by al-in-chgo August 4, 2016


Whole ‘nother book

Another way to say “a whole ‘nother story,” or when a new topic is on a different level or problem

Person 1: Yeah, she’s crazy.
Person 2: But what about that other girl?
Person 1: That’s a whole ‘nother book, man.

by SouthernScout December 6, 2020


Straight out the books

Book characters are often extremely cool or there is a character in the books who is. so "Straight out the books" means someone who is extremely cool.

Zach: Man you straight out the books.
Nathan: Awe thanks dawg.

by xanzify October 16, 2020


Flip-book relationship

The state in which one finds themselves when they begin to have so many one-night-stands or fuck buddies that that these individuals merge into one to resemble a relationship- devoid of real emotion. This is either an intentional way of life (and all power to you if it is) or adversely extremely detrimental to ones self-esteem and perhaps a barrier between you and someone who wants to be with you because, consciously or subconsciously, you define yourself as 'taken'.

So'n'so: Why can't I meet some nice?

Other so'n'so: Because you're in a flip-book relationship

by FannyBrat June 1, 2014


best friend book

It's a book that someone makes and gives to their best friend. This book is made up of everything that their best friend loves! Whoever this book is given to must keep I forever.

My best friend made me a best friend book! I LOVE IT!

by Enimsaj May 16, 2017