i-dozer

A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.

I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.

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i-perm

Short for intrinsicness permutation. Generally regarded as an illegit form of perm, it has plan plus part or all of CP plus something else.

Dude, so we ran RegNeg and they said, "perm: do the plan and give CEOs blowjobs." Total i-perm!

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I guess

a really cringey way of saying a sentence that you're not completely sure about.

Mother: Never do drugs, smoke, or drink alcohol, okay?
Daughter: Okay, I guess.

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i-pod

a portable mp3 player - the 21st century's answer to Sony Walkman(and Discman)

"I hope my girl gets me an i-pod for Christmas."

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Edward I

Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.

Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants

King Edward I: a midieval version of Adolf Hitler.

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i lie

to lie about something, not in a sense of not telling the truth, but more like you were kidding. Not to be confused with the act of lying (i.e. lying about your income) more of a means to either cover up something you just said but shouldn't have, or to just confuse someone else. Can also be pronounced with massive emphasis on the I... as in EYE lie.

You are a such an idiot, i lie!
Oh, i ate your sandwich... uhh, i lie

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w/i

Shorthand for "within"

The pain w/i him was growing every day.

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