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apple john

It's a fucking d-bag.

That silly apple john.

by griz April 21, 2004

48๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Apple

Pretty much every cop.

Derek was just a bad apple, along with his colleagues.

by Peter peter nickel eater June 8, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheddar Apple

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple pie

Code name for man whore. Often used in online pictures as a comment when a somewhat attractive male posts a selfie that is revealing.

Dave: Hanging, without a shirt ;) # swag
Brittney: apple pie

by dankishinky_ September 26, 2013

33๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


battle apples

The act of taking the fake, plastic fruit one finds in hotels, display homes, or Ikea, and using such in a dodgeball fashion. The best, and most aerodynamic decorative fruits are apples, which fly faster and hurt more. Games are compiled of three rounds, and one round ends after a player has been hit three times. It's a one on one game, partner battle apples is for the pros only.

Harry: Dude, why are you so bloody sweaty?
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.

by littlebaz328 August 28, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 13, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple sex

when 2 apples are rubbing against each other haveing wild sexy time!

also apple orgy....

when a buch of apples get together and have oral pleasures with each other.

i love to watch apple sex!

I freaked out when i seen that apple orgy!

by Dizzyds August 9, 2006

73๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž