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The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.
"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
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Most of the time you act like you are fine, there is nothing bothering you...then...You just start crying and crying and you feel like the hole world has turned and starting fighting you. And you just totally lash out with emotion! You can't stop......It's hell for anyone around while it happens
....OR....
In side your mind you are crying, screaming,and just.....you just can't take it any more....
Your best friend has past on in a car accident and you are totally sad and crushed because they were the only person you could talk to about your emotions with......Later....you just have flown to your Vaca home and are ready to enjoy your 2 month vaca and you get a call...
Boss you hate: We need you here, and if you don't come in 2 hours I will fire you..
In your head...
You in your head: I just and I mean JUST landed at my vaca home and I have to fly back to my sucky work!!!! When I should be here with my best friend but they past on!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!
In rl:
You physically: Cry, scream, and Mental break-down
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Being dumped by a phone call.
Much like a wake up call except the person answering is getting broken up with
Christina gave alex a break-up call, i think its coz he over-chicked, he was a right munter
watch this youtube video for an example* http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xetfB7U_ZeU
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Have rough sex till the girl is incoherent
Girl: hey are you ready for tonight
Boy: yeah babe ima break you off
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Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.
Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.
When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.
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You say this to someone you find attractive or someone you want to be with.
You are so beautiful. Can you just break my heart?
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Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg
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