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CHAD GPT is always ready to impress you with his vast, ever-expanding universe of knowledge. With a brain fueled by encyclopedias and scientific journals, he's the intellectual equivalent of a power-lifter who just can't stop flexing his know it all biceps.
CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.
A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
John: "I wonder why pizza is round but the box square?"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."
Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."
Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.
Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
Person 1: hey mate, look at her
Person 2: oi she's got a phat Chad
The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
a person justified as a chad but is skinny hoe percentage 60% percent hybrid of gigachad and skinny dude
bro jeff is such a scrawny chad so chad so srawny
A general person or entity you don’t care for or care what happens to
A.k.a not giving a shit
Person 1: are you going to work today?
Person 2: No, fuck Chad.
Person walking crosses street against traffic accordance
Person not deciding to answer the phone
A condom.
“Oops, gotta put on my chad jacket so we don’t get pregers.”
The most real definition of true love! When their friendship is so strong and they enjoy each others company! They are lovers and friends! He makes her laugh so much! They are playful and fun and flirty! The most perfect relationship that almost feels too good to be true! The pinch me I’m in a fairytale kind of love! The intimacy is out of this world! They were made for each other in the bedroom and the most passion one can experience! He makes her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world! He loves her well and she loves him hard! Just the thought of him makes her cheeks tingle! She falls more and more in love with him every single day! The made for each other kind of love! You can be guaranteed a lifetime of happiness! Love knows no bounds for her and she will always love him with everything she’s got!
You’re so lucky, you have a love like Chad and Rachael!
I want a Chad and Rachael kind of love!