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Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

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cold business

When one is a bad mother fucker in a particular skill or activity.

Have you seen dude hoop? He cold business!

by Triangle Pete October 27, 2015

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divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)

he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

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Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol March 11, 2012

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bold cold

Characterizing someone who so much wants to offend someone else that he behaves with no sympathy or concern for the other person.

My sister was bold cold when I asked if she wanted to play video games with me on my birthday. Needless to say, we didn't.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

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Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

by corrington June 9, 2011

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Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break

i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax

by Superdeluxe April 7, 2007

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