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The pre-medical advisor at George Mason University. While his role at the school is to help students he does nothing but make a stressful process more so. He warns his young flock not to leave voice mails on his phone, telling them that email is the best way to reach him, then he proceeds not to respond to emails for days, if not weeks. Dr.Chucks asks for professionality from students yet cannot even give them the courtesy of returned calls and properly formated emails. Applying to medical school is a process bound by time constraints and he seems bound and determined to put Mason students behind schedual.
Ken - "Dr. Emil Chuck, how many letters of recomendation should I have?'
Dr. Chuck - "All the instructions are in my wonderfull webinars, I am submitting them for a Golden Globe."
Ken- "We'll I am working at a doctor's office, you know to get into medical school, and taking classes, do you suppose you could just tell me?"
Dr. Chuck- "No I am god you should listen to my webinars and commit them to heart, do not disturb me."
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Too long, didn't read (tl;dr) spam.
An online posting which looks like a long, informative article, but is often filled with word salad, and contains links to an online store. Sometimes the "article" appears to be related to what they're selling, but other times it is completely unrelated. It's so long and nonsensical that most people probably won't try to read it, but some may click on the links out of curiosity.
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After you shit on his dick, you drizzle hand sanitizer on it while jacking him off. Just prior to ejaculation you light the shitty hand sanitizer on fire and watch the fountain of hot jizz explode out of his flaming shitty dick.
Bro.. I gave your dad a flaming Dr. Pepper after practice yesterday.
Is a person who would win a noble prize if this was awarded to the most tedious speaker on the planet. Do not, under any circumstance ask this type of Karen what she does for a living. You will lose the will to live if she answers.
"I had a lust for life, the I talked to dr. Dawn Hughes"
Character portrayed by Bill Murray in the films Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989).
Dr. Peter Venkman; Ghostbuster.
Watch out, this bloke is Hanging Dr. Roberts and here comes his mate Mickey Mauled.
A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance
Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.
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